Ramblings

i got an a on my theory exam, even though i totally blanked on 1/3 of one of the questions. this means i probably got an a on my other exam.

i feel so much better about my grades now.

Here are some of my favorite quotes from proknowledge.org:

"Waiting to have sex also improves your confidence level; it means that you're in charge of the decisions in your life."

"No woman wants an abortion. It's just not what they set out to have happen. Yet, nearly 4 out of every 10 women in the U.S. have had at least one by the age of 45.44 Did you know that in the U.S. it's legal to have an abortion at anytime during a pregnancy, for any reason?"

"STD's are sexist. They damage women much more than men."

About living with a boyfriend:

"What if you have a fight? Where will you go?"

"Yeah, dating is fun and exciting, but it can also be stressful, and in some cases, dangerous."

I don't even know what to say. If they're so "pro-knowledge," maybe they should post correct,and more importantly, unbiased information.

i got a 90% on my last speech, which is a huge improvement.

i had the room to myself all weekend, and it was glorious.

jack's radio show was awesome--she dedicated a glassjaw song to me. <333 i forgot how much i missed her.

chelle's soon? hopefully.

Rest in peace, Allen J. Munitz...you stubborn old bastard.

Yesterday I had the creepiest dreams. The first was happened when I took a nap. I was at school and I went to one of my classes, but my younger sister was there and I asked her what she was doing there and she told me it was her class. Then I looked at my watch and realised it was her class, I had missed mine, but I stayed with her anyway. As we were walking outside I noticed the sky had turned red and a storm was beginning to form, and just then we saw our older sister with my two nieces. The strange thing was their eyes were slanty and they looked like dark,sparkly liquid swirling around, and it really creeped me out. My older sister said that there was a tsunami coming and pointed off to the distance, where I saw a volcano spitting out massive amounts of mud but the whole thing looked like it was made out of clay. So, we started running and on the way, but as we were running I realised we needed to stock up on canned goods. We were passing a canned good collection basket, and I grabbed a giant can of pineapples, but then I felt bad, so I yelled, "No, these are for the children!" So I threw it back and kept running. That's when I woke up, and when I did I was so tense that my body was actually aching and I was holding out my hand like I was clutching my cell phone.

Then later I fell asleep and I dreamt that Liv Tyler was murdered outside of her apartment in New York, and I was so upset that I went on some kind of rampage to kill the guy who murdered her. I found the guy who did it, and some woman that was his accomplice, so I tied their hands to those double bars that are always on the playground. I made them bow their heads down and I sawed through their necks, which took a long time and it was really messy. I could actually feel the saw going through their spinal cords, which was creepy. Then as I was leaving some guy in a fencing uniform came after me, and we ran into someone's backyard and my family came out of the house and we all started to stab him with the knives we used at Laser Web. The whole time he was smiling, and as we were killing him his clone came out of the garbage and started helping us by stabbing him in the back. When I woke up I thought it was real so I googled Liv Tyler was still alive, and I am happy to report that she is alive and well and has a movie coming out next October!

This morning when I when I woke up not only were my pants missing, but my underwear was pulled down to my knees. This means one of two things:

1. I had some really great dream that I don't remember, or
2. Someone (an incubus, perhaps?) is sneaking into my room at night and undressing me





he's...kind of sexy, right?